Humor for today, this is hysterical, Pam Ayres 50 Shades of Grey Poem. This is very funny , I’ve read it before ,but still great fun to read . Please allow a few minutes for this process to complete. She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. ... Pam Ayres interview on BBC1 Breakfast News 11 October 2011) - Duration: 9:05. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". What a story. She put her teeth back in and said Of course not! Watching Mabel bump and grind;Could not have been much grimmer.And things then went from bad to worse;She toppled off her Zimmer! The Sibylline Books is a collection of Greek literatures…, I’ll Remember Too A Short Story by Tony Killinger I wonder now, looking back over the valley of so many years, if I thought there…, Love Pam Ayres – she is one of a kind. 50 shades of grey - Pam Ayres. Well readers, I can tell no more;Of what occurred that day.Suffice to say my jet black hair,Turned fifty shades of grey!! She threw them down upon the floor, Humor for today, this is hysterical, Pam Ayres 50 Shades of Grey Poem. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. Now some are fifty-six and some are twelve* You mothers on windswept platforms, crippled by the gash of fear, Go home. LOL…great post! We use cookies to help you get the best experience from our site and show you more relevant products. Oh! T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". lol, Rose, Pam Ayers is such a talented lady, and she has a very strong West Country accent which makes her reading even more enjoyable. Well I just left her to it, And at 10 I went to bed. You have shared a last embrace. She says that she wrote them to be proclaimed out loud with gusto. Hundredweight's of Christmas cards, Went flying through the post, With first class postage stamps on those, You had to flatter most. Love pam Ayres and this poem had me laughing my head off. The sight filled me with dread… Poem 50 Shades of Grey - Duration: 1:22. sudaro2900 862 views. Could not have been much grimmer. She toppled off her Zimmer! FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) By Pam Ayres (Not Really) By John Summers (For Real - Thanks John For Letting Me Know and For A Great Poem) Supporter. Pam Ayres is celebrated in the UK (and far beyond) as a favourite radio, TV and stage entertainer; it is impossible to read her comic poems without hearing her voice in your head. … T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Fifty Shades of Grey - Pam Ayres. I find my opinion on the trilogy doesnt match most other readers. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES. And then began to strip. Turned fifty shades of grey. Saved by Joanna Hinson. You aching sweetheart bent and crying for your young man, Go home. About Lockdown – by Pam Ayres I'm normally a social girl I love to meet my mates But lately with the virus here We can't go out the gates. Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres: Donate to Marie Curie Cancer Care with Poems, Humour & Words from Poetic Expressions. The popular poet and performer Pam Ayres wrote a poem called ‘I Wish I’d Looked After Me Teeth!’ I remember it well. Life Poems Poems About Life Scottish Poems Wedding Ceremony Readings Funny Poems Alex Katz Pomes Talent Show Activity Ideas. You see, we are the 'oldies' now We need to stay inside If they haven't seen us for a while They'll think we've upped and died. This action will also remove this member from your connections and send a report to the site admin. By Pam Ayres of course.. . For the last complaint I’d uttered. Now if you knew our Mabel, Thanks for sharing! Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. Well readers, I can tell no more; I had a look inside her bag; 56. Funny Poems Fifty Shades Of Grey 50 Shades Haha Funny Funny Stuff Love Poems Funny Stories Poetry Quotes In My Feelings. She struggled back upon her feet;A couple minutes later;She put her teeth back in and said"I am a dominator!!". . Well I just left her to it, “Step on the other one!! 1:22. Read all poems of Pam Ayres and infos about Pam Ayres. Oh, I wish I’d looked after me… Thanks for the laugh. I’d spent two months in traction Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; Rather it's apparently from the pen of one John Summers. by the way..i have read all the 50 shades books!! Pam Ayres poems, quotations and biography on Pam Ayres poet page. She moaned and groaned then shouted out: Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. Well fifty years or so ago; This is my favorite trilogy story. - Lung cancer. Saved by Rebecca Hoyle. I loved the poem, love Mabel! , hahaha polly loved pam ayres, that was so funny xx, LOL PollPie. She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; If you haven't read the book '50 Shades of Grey', you can still get a chuckle from this poem. How funny is this! Now if you knew our Mabel,You'd see just why I spluttered,I'd spent two months in tractionFor the last complaint I'd uttered. If you have read the book or all three ( I’ve only read the first one ) you will find this poem hilarious ! FIFTY SHADES OF GREY – (a husband’s point of view) – By Pam Ayres of course.. LOL . Letting Go, Beginning Again by Helen Sophie Whelan Amelia Daxton had enough of life. This is so funny that I just had to share [i apologise if it's been on here before]. Thread starter I. Farticus; Start date Apr 13, 2013; I. Farticus Well-Known Member. She stood there nude and naked 5 best Pam Ayres poems Pam Ayres is a poet of the people, her humorous, clever, true-to-life observations has struck a chord and warmed our hearts since the Seventies. 50 shades of grey - Pam Ayres. More ideas for you Watching Mabel bump and grind; Well I just left her to it,And at ten I went to bed.An hour later she appeared;The sight filled me with dread. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres. Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. But Mabel hasn’t weathered well; The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag…. And things then went from bad to worse; D. P. Davies Recommended for you. I might have had a peek; Smartass!!! And at ten I went to bed. The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". , Wow shadow, now we know where you get your sense of humour from. Thanks for posting – I really enjoyed it….xxxxx. In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! I have read all 3 twice. Pam Ayres was born in 1947 in Berkshire and left Faringdon Secondary Modern School at the age of 15. The Hits 3pm Pick-Up with Laura McGoldrick, Stace, Mike & Anika: Three Moments You May have Missed. The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; … T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Please note: Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. I went to hold her, sensual like A couple minutes later; She’s eighty four next week!! Hold it tenderly, remember it, safeguard and cherish it, For it must last a lifetime. Bent forward just a bit Life Poems. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread… In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! Well fifty years or so ago;I might have had a peek;But Mabel hasn't weathered well;She's eighty four next week!! WOW!!!! Of what occurred that day. 'Twas Fifty Shades Of Grey. Hysterical! I loved the books…… But really like this poem. So pleased you all liked it. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! , Polly , Enjoyed reading this and it made me laugh, as I haven’t read the book Fifty Shades of Gray. All up and down the country, Before the light was snuffed, Turkeys they get murdered, And cockerels they got stuffed, Christmas cakes got marzipanned, And puddin's they got steamed Mothers they got desperate And tired kiddies screamed. She stood there nude and nakedBent forward just a bitI went to hold her, sensual likeand stood on her left tit! She moaned and groaned then shouted out:"Step on the other one!!". Apr 13, 2013 #1 The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;My God what had I done! In her left she held a rope; Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; You’d see just why I spluttered, Although it was originally published attributing Pam Ayres as the author, it turns out she did not write it. She threw them down upon the floor, In her left hand she held a rope;And in her right a whip!She threw them down upon the floor,And then began to strip. The missus bought a Paperback,down Shepton Mallet way,I had a look inside her bag;...T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". The missus bought a Paperback, My God what had I done!? She struggled back upon her feet; - @Deesher - Lung cancer - 20150209 Deesher. Hope no one's offended by this, also hope it gives you all a smile FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, and stood on her left tit! 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Featuring official poems, news, tour dates, books, DVDs and everything you ever wanted to know about Pam… About Pam Pam Ayres has been a writer, broadcaster, and entertainer for over 40 years, and is one of the few authors who has had books in the Sunday Times bestseller charts in … Here are the top poems … Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth, And spotted the dangers beneath All the toffees I chewed, And the sweet sticky food. And in her right a whip! If I make it to 84, then I hope to be just like her! She took to twitterto let everyone know, “[I] DID NOT write this poem. She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. down Shepton Mallet way, It turns out that the 'Ode to Fifty Shades of Grey' attributed to great British poet Pam Ayres earlier this year, and doing the rounds again on Facebook and Twitter again now, isn't her work at all! Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She needed somewhere to go, make a new start, and yet…, Ian Brady and Myra Hindley The Moors murders were carried out by Ian Brady and Myra Hindley between July 1963 and October 1965, in and…, Battling the Demons A Short Story by Tony Killinger “But the unclean spirit, when he is gone out of the man, passes through waterless places,…, The concept of a divinely anointed emissary primed to regenerate the world abounds in universal literature. It is no doubt Nmod, a fun read! An hour later she appeared; Pomes Remembrance Day Washington Dc Of My Life Meant To Be Poetry Military Peace ... 'Seagull' is featured in the brand new collection, You Made Me Late Again by Pam Ayres. T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". February 9, 2015 at 12:12 pm; 2 replies; TODO: Email modal placeholder. !! `` doubt Nmod, a fun read ll remember Too one. 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